Silver Tongue

Sep 07

mayanangel:
“whoever made this deserves an award
”

mayanangel:

whoever made this deserves an award

(via thatsthat24)

derinthemadscientist:

clueless909:

cykelops:

cykelops:

only akinator can assign you a kin after you answer his questions w things that apply to you. my assigned kin is widowmaker

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Akinator Kin Guide:

- when it starts asking if you share the same dna, house, or family: say no, it’s caught you

- stretch the truth. Have you done it in a videogame? Have you dreamed it? Roleplayed it? Mark down yes

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UUUUUUHHH

(via newbarrk)

fortooate:

specialstarfish:

teojida:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

she-was-a-skater-gay:

reigenaratakaspisskink:

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

update:

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we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

(via jadewares)

shuaitofu:
“temple of time
”

shuaitofu:

temple of time

(via bloodsbane)

alephnull47:

hackerfucker:

hackerfucker:

smash bros now that it has city escape, snake eater and mass destruction all in the same game

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the full spectrum of human emotion:

smash bros now that it has city escape, snake eater, mass destruction, and megalovania all in the same game

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(via demilypyro)

little-king-john:

I’m glad Toby Fox has finally moved out of Andrew Hussie’s basement and right into Masahiro Sakurai’s basement.

(via newbarrk)

gingermachiatto:

clityeastwood:

clityeastwood:

okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them

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at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying

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UPDATE: another one came :’^)

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(via newbarrk)

diva193:

writing-prompt-s:

The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The “Quit Smoking” ads get personal.

You walk into Times Square. A giant billboard lights up reading,

“THE HOT BARISTA YOU FACEBOOK STALKED DOESN’T LIKE SMOKERS.”

You walk back into the subway and go home.

(via newbarrk)

cadenceofhyrule:

What “be gay do crimes” should include

What “be gay do crimes” shouldn’t include because it makes you a shithead

(via nofacednerd)

bradbooooogeron:
“ I see no difference in energy here
”

bradbooooogeron:

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I see no difference in energy here

(via nofacednerd)