whoever made this deserves an award
(via thatsthat24)
only akinator can assign you a kin after you answer his questions w things that apply to you. my assigned kin is widowmaker
Akinator Kin Guide:
- when it starts asking if you share the same dna, house, or family: say no, it’s caught you
- stretch the truth. Have you done it in a videogame? Have you dreamed it? Roleplayed it? Mark down yes
UUUUUUHHH
(via newbarrk)
trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine
How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.
:/
this is so fucking funny
update:
we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor
(via jadewares)
temple of time
(via bloodsbane)
smash bros now that it has city escape, snake eater and mass destruction all in the same game
the full spectrum of human emotion:
smash bros now that it has city escape, snake eater, mass destruction, and megalovania all in the same game
(via demilypyro)
I’m glad Toby Fox has finally moved out of Andrew Hussie’s basement and right into Masahiro Sakurai’s basement.
(via newbarrk)
okay, i got real fucked up last week and ordered a fuck ton of webkinz, which i thought was a mistake, until the first ones arrived and pud decided she absolutely fucking loved them
at first i just put em on her to see what shed do, which was nothing, so i decided to just leave her alone in my room for a bit. when i came back in later, she was doing this and i dead ass started crying
UPDATE: another one came :’^)
(via newbarrk)
The year is 2040, and you are the last smoker alive. The “Quit Smoking” ads get personal.
You walk into Times Square. A giant billboard lights up reading,
“THE HOT BARISTA YOU FACEBOOK STALKED DOESN’T LIKE SMOKERS.”
You walk back into the subway and go home.
(via newbarrk)
What “be gay do crimes” should include
- Copyright violations, utilizing protected works from big companies
- Pirating big blockbuster movies, software, music etc.
- Zines utilizing corporate imagery (mickey mouse, etc) to criticize corporations.
- Staging protests on government property
- Destroying homeless spikes
- Collecting rainwater without a permit
- “unlawful” food drives for homeless people in public places
What “be gay do crimes” shouldn’t include because it makes you a shithead
Stealing stuff from stores that get workers in trouble
Leaving without paying in restaurants
(via nofacednerd)
I see no difference in energy here
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