Silver Tongue

Sep 06

o0jaywolf0o:
gumballs callin us out
i can hear the air being pushed through his nose

lmao

madhattergames:
necphilak:
modern day adaptation of norse mythology were gleipnir (the unbreakable ribbon that binds fenrir) is made out of these
Hot tip for removing these easily: turn them inside out and then pull firmly on the flap, they’ll come apart with very little effort
make your own post we’re trying to imprison an apocalyptic invincible wolf over here

i cant believe fenrir was imprisoned at a water park

(via deep-sea-prince)

s-opal:

Jade plays Second Life

(via homestuck-betakids)

adurot:

queer-disillusion:
nerdy-chocobo:
birb-bath:
mister-christmas:
eric-coldfire:
haiku-robot:
in-real-life-there-is-no-algebra:
protocol00:
velen-z-the-lucario:
protocol00:
anime girl: *breathes*
her tiddies:
mostly untrue *yes I am going to be that guy*
My dude.
some more anime boob physics for you:
i had to do some uncomfortable google image searches for these!
i had to do some
uncomfortable google
image searches for these

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
How dare you leave out the best one?
Originally posted by drilanime
You’re just jealous your tits don’t move like that because they’re weighed down by your sense of self-doubt.
*boing*
So anime creators really never seen a boob in real life huh
“you’re just jealous your boobs don’t move like that” what because they contain actual muscle and shit? I’m fine without water balloon tits that fly everywhere and would actually be really uncomfortable thanks
excuse me, but y’all are forgetting this
@zedrin-maybe

(via adurot)

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:
wearing green is gay culture
this may sound like a shitpost but in the 19th century green carnations were a sign of being gay AND in ancient rome, yellowish-green clothing was a sign that a man was effeminate and therefore probably gay, so green is a gay color and only gay people can wear it now

i cant believe that link, luigi and master chief are all gay!

(via newbarrk)

cosmicfriendsforever:

blueberriejelly:
He punches you into next week.

You find yourself going about your business a week later. Looks like you’re doing a little grocery shopping.

You’re a bit confused, having no memory of the previous week. You have no idea what is on your grocery list. Are you out of milk?? What kind of produce do you need to stock up on??? It is all a little overwhelming.
AMAZING

(Source: applecider-sho-blog, via newbarrk)

astrodidact:

(via newbarrk)

neurodivergent-crow:

welcometonegrotown:
This reminds me of the time a reporter went out to a tea party rally and interviewed people as they were leaving.
All of these people were for cutting every government entitlement possible. When asked, a large portion of the people interviewed were on some kind of entitlement program (Medicaid, veterans benefits, OAS).
The vast majority of these people didn’t believe this money was a handout and had no problem receiving it. They were however against others (that don’t look like them) getting it.
They mean non-whites and The Gays

(via newbarrk)

heterophobicdean:

Btw there’s a BIG difference between a straight person saying “why can’t these characters just be friends:/ not everything has to be gay you guys”
and an aromantic person expressing a wish for more fandom spaces that don’t place unnecessary importance on romance and act like platonic love is secondary
and y'all need to stop pretending it’s the same thing and being aggressive towards aro people over it

not to mention how fandoms erase ace characters because they feel like the ace character needs to “learn what love is” or because they think a ship looks cute

(via newbarrk)