late night cashiers at 24-hour convenience stores are the holders of our greatest secrets and most intimate selves
not my mom, not my partner, not God himself has seen me no-make up in line to buy a choco-pop and panty liners while on the brink of a heart felt meltdown
no one has given me the empty stare of complete indifference that fills my anxious nerves with relief
there is nothing like the sweet freedom of complete nihilism experienced at a 7/11 at 2am, God lives in church, the randomness of the unfeeling universe lives at aisle 9 of CVS
what a fabulous and also philosophically horrifying tumblr post, thank you so much
john: reblogs a bunch of cute inspirational shit and also hardcore porn. doesn’t understand the concept of “nsfw sideblog”. likes to reblog posts and add unnecessary but sincere commentary. doesn’t tag.
rose: writing blog. promos her own stuff constantly. her likes are empty. no main, no sides, just twice daily queued reblogs of recent work and then a weekly story under a cut, usually with a small illustration. she keeps it classy.
jade: yknow sixpenceee? okay imagine that enthusiasm but like, not a creepy slavery apologist with no actual redeemable qualities. also runs a furby sideblog tbh. is DEFINITELY a fan of longfurby and hodgepodge (i love u longfurby and hodgepodge)
dave: has two blogs. one is a constant stream of audio posts hosted on a website no one can fucking access. second is just reblog fortune bait shit.
jane: runs a discourse blog. you go there and get secondhand anxiety from the sheer amount of toxicity. also has a fanfic sideblog but like, it’s been dead for years.
roxy: her most popular blog is just aesthetic shit mixed with grainy videos of her falling down shit and kissing callie. her most infamous blog doesn’t seem to have any connection to her main because it’s just…a petty vent blog. where she vents. pettily.
jake: doesn’t know how to use a computer and goes outside, actually
dirk: hardcore porn blog where he occasionally reblogs like, an inspirational pic of rainbow dash or something.
Growing up, I was told from many sources (books, tv, parents, teachers, inspirational quotes) that you should never half ass anything. That in everything you do, you should give your all. Honestly, that’s a recipe for misery and burnout. You need to half ass most things so you have enough ass left to give your whole ass to the things you care about. Or at least I do.
Executive function is absolutely a thing. But there’s a lot of things that are Done Better if you do them carefully, and doing them badly ends up being a spoon drain. The trick is learning to figure out which ones…
also asking yourself occasionally, “does this deserve my whole ass?” because quite often the task deserves about 28% of the left cheek