So, there’s been great news today for anybody who wants Trump to answer for his criminal behavior. However: all of this could be for absolutely nothing if Brett Kavanaugh is seated in the Supreme Court.
Kavanaugh has made it abundantly he clear that he believes that the President should be protected from investigation, indictment, and criminal charges because it ‘undermines the dignity of the office’ (I’m paraphrasing). If you want more information, see here. If your reaction to Trump getting a get-out-of-jail-free card from the SCOTUS is “Fuck that,” then you need to call your reps and urge them to oppose Kavanaugh’s nomination.We only get one shot to stop this guy being seated and once he’s seated he could be there for 20-30 years–and set this country back 20-30 years politically, socially, you name it. So get involved before it is too late. Call your reps, and keep calling until the vote.
Call script and phone numbers here. More of what you can do here.
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remember the wayside school books those were fucked up
remember that one chapter where a new student came to the class and was wearing like 10 different raincoats and the teacher kept making him take off the raincoats one by one until they got down to the final layer and it was just a dead rat
some other truly exceptional Wayside moments:
-Paul keeps pulling Leslie’s pigtails so he gets sent to the counsellor’s office. The counsellor is a hypnotist named Doctor Pickell, and he hypnotizes Paul into thinking Leslie’s pigtails are snakes. Because he’s a troll, he also hypnotizes Paul into believing Leslie’s ears are delicious candy whenever Leslie says the word “pencil”.
-The class is taken over by the son of hated ex-teacher Mrs. Gorf. Because they killed his mom he uses his superpower of stealing people’s voices to steal their voices and call their parents to say how much each individual student hates their family. The students are forced to listen in silence, crying. (They are saved by the cafeteria lady.)
-Benjamin is too nervous and awkward to correct Mrs Jewls when she gets his name wrong, so he goes by “Mark Miller” for months. He finally says his real name to a substitute teacher. Everyone thinks it’s a great prank and also go by Benjamin for the whole day, including the teacher.
-Louis the yard teacher falls in love with substitute teacher Miss Nogard. She has a third ear on top of her head that allows her to listen to people’s thoughts.
-Joe is the only student to order the potato salad one day. The face he draws in it looks like Mrs. Gorf and she nearly turns Joe into an apple.
-Because Wayside School is 30 stories high, they installed elevators. One only went up and the other only went down, so they got used once and never again.
-Allison gets stuck on the 19th story, which doesn’t exist. Nobody else can see, hear, or remember her. The 19th chapter is three chapters long.
My favorite genre of children’s story is “This would be horror if the characters were adults”
WOW i forgot about these until now and now its so vivid
on the topic of the 19th floor, everyone who never existed is taught there including the mark miller (who the class thinks is benjamin nushmutt), bebe’s brother named ray gunn and their teacher, Mrs Zarves, who keeps them in purgatory by having them copy the dictionary and gives them As to keep them complacent.
