Silver Tongue

Sep 03

arobotmadeforjerkinu:
“ This looks like an old patent for an early pleasure bot. I’d say it looks like early 20th century.
It’s amazing how far technology has come. The brave men who were jerked by these crude machines were visionaries and...

arobotmadeforjerkinu:

This looks like an old patent for an early pleasure bot. I’d say it looks like early 20th century.

It’s amazing how far technology has come. The brave men who were jerked by these crude machines were visionaries and pioneers.

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pizzaback:

pizzaback:

pizzaback:

sewing is one of those skills everyone with the ability should know IMO. i’ve known too many people who just throw out perfectly servicable clothing and bedding because of tears or buttons that have fallen off and these can be fixed at home. sewing’s not hard either. 

sewing, like baking bread, is one of those basic skills that corporations have convinced people is just impossible or too expensive for the average person to do in order to manipulate people into buying things.

i’m not saying sewing is possible for everyone, but if you have motor skills fine enough to, say, replace lead in a mechanical pencil, you can learn to sew, and you can help people who can’t sew. here’s a good guide with gifs.

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elliewilliams:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

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fireblenders:

farmfreshmemes:

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leeffi:
“ Although I haven’t touched Minecraft in ages, Endermen will always be my favourite mob. They’re so cute and mysterious, and their tendency to carry blocks and teleport into your home uninvited is what I love most about them.
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leeffi:

Although I haven’t touched Minecraft in ages, Endermen will always be my favourite mob. They’re so cute and mysterious, and their tendency to carry blocks and teleport into your home uninvited is what I love most about them.

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thyrell:

docincredible:

greatnorthernofficial:

canmom:

  • MP1: audio codec and container format
  • MP2: audio codec and container format
  • MP3: audio codec and container format
  • MP4: video codec and container format
  • MP5: actually, this one’s a gun

hold up, I made this a while ago.

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The MP line of product is very diverse 

MP11

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Keyboard.

MP12

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Robot toy.

MP13

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Preamp.

MP14

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Commuter train.

MP15

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ANOTHER FUCKING GUN.

do i really gotta watch all of these before getting into mob psycho 100

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fairyfey099:
“its dissociation lads….
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fairyfey099:

its dissociation lads….

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commodorecliche:

femmeforeverafter:

Archery is just dabbing before you murder somebody

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bnq:

bnq:

bnq:

bnq:

Griffin is …


Hungry for responsibility


Horny for teamwork


And ready to BUST A NUT up in this job❢

Skills include:


EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP


Young, dumb and full of … you know ;)

OH SHIT THIS THING HAS OTHER COLORS

Thank you for your time .

I love you .

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