Silver Tongue

Sep 03

crustyclarinet:
crustyclarinet:
i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros
i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass

(via chefpyro)

afallenwolf:

katesattic:
what-even-is-thiss:
conversationswithamillennial:
fangirltothefullest:
what-even-is-thiss:
what-even-is-thiss:
what-even-is-thiss:
what-even-is-thiss:
Guys do centaurs have to eat both horse food and human food?
Centaur, eating out of a burlap sack of hay like it’s potato chips: So do you guys wanna get Chipotle later?
Centaur: *kneeling on the ground, ripping up bits of grass and eating it*
Nearby horse: *neighs*
Centaur: Well it’s easy for you to bend over, isn’t it?
Horse: *snorts*
Centaur: *through a mouthful of grass* Well goody goody for you, but some of us have two spines.
Human: Hey does somebody want the rest of my burger?
Centaur: Oh I’ll have it. I am starving.
Human: Didn’t you just eat like an entire barrel of hay?
Centaur: *snatches the burger* That was for the horse stomach not the human one. Don’t be racist, Carl.
DON’T BE RACIST CARL
That spine comment made me reevaluate my life
Two spines, two ribcages, and six limbs baby! And a tail! Four shoulders!
This is oddly unsettling.
^ This Skeleton is why I did my own evolutionary plausible Centaur. It’s so fucking stupid looking.

(via afallenwolf)

chefpyro:

girls

justa wanna have fun

triangle-mother:

inspired by this tweet

(Source: minfonica, via bloodsbane)

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probablybadrpgideas:

Fate is unraveling and the laws of the universe are falling apart. To set things right, the players have only one choice.
They must find the pilot.
What pilot?
The pilot of the material plane.

Okay but this could potentially be a neat finale to a long campaign where they go back in time to the first session, AKA the pilot, to set things right because they fucked up since the beginning

egowave:

presidentdavis:
tri1logy:
egowave:
no offense but the us military is the biggest terrorist organization in the world
In no way shape form or fashion could that be taken as not offensive. Fuck right off. I normally try to be as polite as I can, but quite frankly there is no way to be polite to a statement like this. Fuck you.
sorry was that too politically incorrect? were you offended by me exercising my right to free speech?

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

thedailyporg:

This was seen on twitter and the comments that were associated with it was way too funny to not post.

(via chefpyro)

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