Silver Tongue

Sep 02

conspicuouslad:
conspicuouslad:
Last night I went to a surprise party that was Batman themed. Hostess asked us to dress up, so I say “sure.”
So I wear a bright green button up shirt with a purple tie, a bowler with a green question mark, and a green cane with a big question mark at the top and question marks all over it.
Friend who threw the party: Are you the Joker?
What is it that you are implying?

(via adurot)

druddigon:

this was for an aquarium

(via mentaltypo)

Dave: stop that
Rose: Stop what?
Dave: youre talking about me in morse code
Rose: Yes, that is what we are doing. In our very limited free time and resources, we hired a grubsitter and took classes to take an outdated and outmoded form of communication so that we could talk about you in front of you.
*rose and kanaya to the camera*
Kanaya: That Is Exactly What We Did.

bbg100:

animentality:
littlelarimar:
there’s always that jerk named kevin that shows up in cartoons
it’s a bitch name

hey, dont drag kevin ethan levin into this. As far as kevins go hes actually pretty rad

(via bloodsbane)

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shortangrybisexual:

whale-lord456:
chefpyro:
civveon:
chefpyro:
civveon:
chefpyro:
civveon:
chefpyro:
TELL ME WHY
AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A HEARTACHE
TELL ME WHY
AIN’T NOTHIN BUT A MIIISTAKE
TELL ME WHY
I NEVER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY
I WANT IT THAT WAY
It was number 5. Number 5 killed my brother.
Oh my god I totally forgot about that

(via irailleth-archive)

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(Source: justdungeonmasterthings, via gearholder)