Silver Tongue

Aug 29

[video]

Aug 28

Dad egbert: John.

John egbert: Yes dad?

Dad egbert: Are you eating sugar?

John egbert: No, dad!

Dad egbert? Are you lying?

John egbert: No dad!

Dad egbert: I see. Open your mouth.

John egbert: *nervous laughing*

adamtots:
“ chill0naperochingona:
“ adamtots:
“😞
”
R.i.p. in psp
”
It’s a Vita!!!!! SMH
”
shouldn’t this have been posted dec 17, 2011?

adamtots:

chill0naperochingona:

adamtots:

😞

R.i.p. in psp

It’s a Vita!!!!! SMH

shouldn’t this have been posted dec 17, 2011?

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wildcardarcana:

the-everything-man:

bog-dweller-official:

cathugging:

cathugging:

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

Adapt. Survive.

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Mongolia will be the only functioning society after we descend into the Mad Max Era, they are already ready

(Source: nutsacktorturer, via chess-and-snickers-deactivated2)

binqtop:

johnny’s dad: telling lies?

johnny, lying: no papa

me:

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catsuitmonarchy:

bi-privilege:

watching an episode of chopped and in the final round they asked one of the contestants what she would do with $10k and she said “I have student loans to pay off” and one of the judges said “don’t spend the money on student loans. do something to enrich yourself–travel, take a class, visit 50 restaurants, that is worth so much more than paying off the debt” and I just

what kind of privileged rich dude BULLSHIT is that I s2g

he ought to pay off my student debt just for making me listen to that fuckery

“Take a class”


Bitch I took several that’s why I have student debt

(via chefpyro)

handheldfireflies:

self-proclaimer:

ruinedchildhood:

lovelyladylavie:

ruinedchildhood:

preach:

Avengers 4 (2019)

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This is gonna be captain marvel and im gonna love every minute of it

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Originally posted by anthonally

Makes me want a hot dog real bad

(Source: moodbig, via robustquestioner)

viostormcaller:
“I SNORTED
”

viostormcaller:

I SNORTED

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ray-sussmann:
“ Ice Teeth
©Raymond P Sussmann
”

ray-sussmann:

Ice Teeth

©Raymond P Sussmann

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You take 2d6 pleasure damage as I assassinate that pussy.

yourplayersaidwhat:

- Our rogue (ooc) to my ranger when they finaly did the deed.

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