Silver Tongue

Aug 28

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handsomezack:
“TODDBOT HAS PRECOGNITION
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you idiots, precognition isnt a thing. Obv toddbot quicksaved before killing everyone and then reloaded.

handsomezack:

TODDBOT HAS PRECOGNITION

you idiots, precognition isnt a thing. Obv toddbot quicksaved before killing everyone and then reloaded.

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porrimmaryam:

porrimmaryam:

so I know the kids (and trolls and sprites etc etc) are like. the kings and queens of various kingdoms on earth c which is kind of a “job” but jake and jane have companies also….which is an actual job. do you think they do it for fun or do they do that to make a living. if its a living….then everyone else has a job as well

interviewer: We are very greatful for all that you’ve done for us, making our universe and all…but we just cant hire someone with an 8th grade education and no experience

John: Actually I didn’t even finish 8th grade because of the game and all

Interviewer: Oh. yeah that’s…. even worse. have you considered getting a GED?

John: What the hell is a GED

if you want to tell me that dad crocker didnt make john go to the best schools then you have another thing coming. so consider this.
Youre a highschool senior and for credits you signed up as the office assistant. Today youre supposed to show the new student around but the faculty are stressing how important it is you dont screw up. The new kids are sophmores, only 16, but theyre supposed to be important. Probably some rich assholes kids. You to the front of the school to greet them and you see literal gods, one of wich is already drawing dicks on the side of the school, one of which is carrying around a fucking sword and one thats talking about some shitty movie youve never heard of. The two wearing shades act like they never even been in a school in their life.

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Bi people; *exist*                                My Ace ass;

wewalkadifferentpath:

princelydisaster:

plsdontharmme:

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Ace people: *exist*

My bi ass:

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My bi ace ass:

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@kilalabunnies it us!

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bisexualjesse-mccree:

reblog if your blog is bisexual positive

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bluebirdbluebell:

beyoncepatronus:

i’m so bad at remembering the average age for baby milestones like someone will be like “she’s 18 months (:” and i’ll be like “right what can she…… do? teeth? are there teeth?”

“stats?”

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