Silver Tongue

Aug 28

tilthat:
TIL J. R. R. Tolkien received from a fan a goblet with the Ring inscription on it in Black Speech. Because the Black Speech in general is an accursed language, and the Ring inscription in particular is a vile spell, Tolkien never drank out of it, and used it only as an ashtray.
via reddit.com
“I know I made this up but I’m still not taking chances”
Tolkien, probably

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reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

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standard-dingo:

dolley-madison:
direlog:
powerburial:
im going to cry
oh my god stop cyberbullying Jeb Bush you’re making me pity him

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trans-giles:

trans-giles:
you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time
Equally good variant: when the character says smth like “what’s the worse that could happen?” and it cuts to a scene where it’s so much worse than what they imagined

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purpleorange:

Pink Diamond in Hanbok.
(you know…. rose of sharon is Korea’s national flower…and PD’s palanquin was found in Korea…..)

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