Silver Tongue

Aug 31

shutupmerlin:

My boss doesn’t take me seriously because I’m the youngest in the office by a decade and spend most of my time making his life hell (unrelated problems).

Yesterday he asked me to help him with a problem with a program we use but wasn’t actually listening to me when I tried to help, so it wasn’t working. He asked who the expert on this program was in our office and I told him it was me. He asked who the expert was within the organisation and I told him it was me. He sent me out of his office saying he would call IT to fix it. So I very patiently went back to my desk, where my phone rang a minute later, with IT asking me to help someone who had a problem with the program.

The sheer unadulterated joy I felt making direct eye contact with my manager through the glass wall of his office whilst I answered his phone call will fuel me for WEEKS.

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How is Athena the Goddess of Childbirth AND Virginity?

For Greeks virginity meant marriage. It just meant she was the goddess of unmarried women. Wait are you sure you’re not confusing her with Artemis?

auressea:

This hits ALL my buttons.

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bigbossjill:

bigbossjill:

bigbossjill:

being on this website since 2011 feels like being that dog in that one movie where he reincarnates. like i feel like i’ve lived five hundred separate and distinct lives and also died four times and also like i’ve watched history unfold from the beginning of man

wait

a blog’s purpose

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chefpyro:

im gonna kin the anime beep sheep from asdfmovie and NOBODY CAN STOP ME

u ever realize ur maybe a tiny little bit more traumatized than u thought

(Source: twitter.com, via nofacednerd)

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: *coming back* “Alright so did you guys think of a plan?”

Ranger: “We immolate ourselves and burn down the dungeon.”

DM: “… But it’s made of stone.”

Fighter: “We didn’t say it was a good plan.”

[video]

exsanguinationforfunandprofit:

was trying to sleep but then my third eye snapped open involuntarily so I had to make this

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bolodelalialailabulletblender:

pyronoid-d:

crisontumblr:

neogeotorpedo:

stamda:

imgonnafucktherobot:

thatmetticguy:

pyronoid-d:

look how many fucking endings and routes this game had

this is also ignoring the true ending 

is….is this the shadow the hedgehog story map 

fun fact 

in shadow the hedgehog, completing a playthrough unlocked a cutscene sequence of that playthrough in the extras menu

literally just the level cutscenes placed in the order that you just played

each sequence had its own name and all 300 of them needed to be unlocked to 100% the game

you literally with no exaggeration had to do 300 playthroughs of shadow the hedgehog to 100% it

what the fuck

It’s actually 326 playthroughs, and some of the titles read like b-sides from My Chemical Romance’s middle two records. Like. Seriously. Look at this shit:

I’m pretty sure Trent Reznor has a song titled after number 39, like come on.

For anyone needing titles for their angst fic, just consult this list. It’s probably got you covered. In fact, I propose we take this list and make a writing meme out of it. Can we? Can we make this a thing?

this post is old as fuck BUT i wanted to revisit it because guess what got posted to /r/speedrun today

JESUS

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