Silver Tongue

Aug 27

marshmallowfrootloops:
covertplantigrade:
subtly-shakespearean:
the-start-of-something8059:
i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:
“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

(Source: thestartofsomething8059, via robustquestioner)

baby boomers for the last 20 years: capitalism works because the customers decide who succeeds and who fails! if a company doesnt listen to demands then they go bankrupt!

millennials/gen Z: okay, we demand that you pay your employees fairly, be more ethically and morally responsible and stop destroying the environment or else we wont buy the products.

Baby boomers: Wait no, we change our mind. People are heartless murderers killing various industries.

(Source: vegan-anarchist-1312, via newbarrk)

potoo-reblogs:

shishkababoo:
shadow-dio-sama:
handsomezack:
heatoise:
heatoise:
hi ive been losing my shit over this picture for the past two days
have been informed that this is from a 1974 sean connery movie called zardoz and all i can say is if i saw this in 1974 my third eye would have snapped the fuck open
Isn’t that a thwomp
on the topic of Zardoz, this is what Sean Connery wore in the movie

Please reblog this nice Toad.

(via chefpyro)

Anonymous asked: Ur Karkat.

timurmurtazin asked: Vehicle Feline does fit you personality wise tho

ask-factory-scootaloo asked: You are like... *Looks at hand* Car Cat.

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO THAT CHARACTER IS

Reblog if you want your followers to anonymously tell you what Homestuck Troll they think you’re most like and why.

(Source: garbagech4n, via lime-time)

gearholder:

eric-coldfire:
whitepeopletwitter:
If she can make pancakes as well then it’s a done deal
Jackpot.

@kilalabunniescan i wanna make pancakes for you

(via gearholder)

ousamapudding:

zsnes:
phoneus:
volcanoes-and-lightning:
Lightning remembers the old days at Blue Mesa, Arizona (USA).
God started drawing a penis but his mom took his hand by the wrist and tried to yank it away
who is gods mom
karkat

(Source: Wikipedia, via )

starkillerrx:

c-bassmeow:
Omg …..
I can’t believe Jimmy’s Seafood murdered PETA

come down to jimmys seafood where you can order peta bisque with buttered breadrolls

(via scafe-dragon)