Silver Tongue

Aug 26

chefpyro:

silver-tongues-blog:

chefpyro:

i’m a dumbass-bastard multiclass

bards are already a thing

that’s horny-bastard

so youre saying bards are more horny than they are dumbass?

chefpyro:

i’m a dumbass-bastard multiclass

bards are already a thing

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(Source: agrol, via adurot)

kyoufuu:

When everyone wants a good time

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When shit gets personal

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Anonymous asked: Obviously when they say they “blog like they play dark souls” it means submerged head-to-toe in marinara sauce

banishedquasiroyal-deact:

i admire rogue for being powerful and drawing kinks i didn’t know existed. truly…a goddess

i am patron godess of kinks but i dont think anyones payed me to draw that yet. closest ive come to that was a canadian pony masturbating on some poutine

banishedquasiroyal:

silver-tongues-blog:

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

hey, can i have a promo? i NEVER have good content and my selfies all suck. you should totally follow me.

i made this as a joke post but yes thank u @ mutuals for reblogging this. love y’all but you should block me as a given

jokes on you, i blog like i play dark souls.

…n-naked?

Without blocking

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yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: At the top of the wall is carved the words: “I weaken all men for hours each day. I show you strange visions while you are away. I take you by night, by day take you back. None suffer to have me, but do from my lack.”

rogue: it’s a riddle.

warlock: it’s sex.

*vague noises of agreement*

rogue, exasperated: it’s sleep, you horny losers

warlock: it can have multiple interpretations! all great literature does! and most of them are about sex!

(via mbulteau)

postmarxed:
“ theconchnorris:
“ yusukeurameshi:
“thots be shoppin’
” ”

postmarxed:

theconchnorris:

yusukeurameshi:

thots be shoppin’

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(Source: megaman2, via chefpyro)

banishedquasiroyal:

banishedquasiroyal:

hey, can i have a promo? i NEVER have good content and my selfies all suck. you should totally follow me.

i made this as a joke post but yes thank u @ mutuals for reblogging this. love y’all but you should block me as a given

jokes on you, i blog like i play dark souls.

(via banishedquasiroyal-deact)