Silver Tongue

Aug 26

never ask a porn artist if their porn ever turns them on

The answer will always be no. Being the ones who drew it, we see several flaws in it and are sick of the pic by the time its finished.

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chefpyro:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

Human race collectively fucking ridiculous

Fuck all that “humans are scary and indestructible” shit. Human race ridiculous. Human race irrational and unpredictable in the funniest ways. The concept of “absurd humour” is humanity’s contribution to the intergalactic community.

Crewman Frank: Is that a police? I’m calling the weed.

Crewman Phil, without looking up from his work: 420, whatcha smokin?

Crewman Xyz:

navigator james: wormhole work up aheads? I sure hope it do
Captain zalxan: *insectoid chitters of aproval*

deducecanoe:

ayellowbirds:

heytheredelilahpool:

eileenpaints:

peterpreciousparker:

escapedpatronus:

tHERE IT IS

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

I connect with these panels on a spiritual level

this boy literally has a superhuman sense that warns him of danger in advance, but still makes decisions like these.

The major cause of Peter Parker’s problems is, in fact, Peter Parker.

(Source: gloomyskye, via deep-sea-prince)

(Source: gaypeopletwitter, via deep-sea-prince)

lazycatcorner:

Asgard, finally settling in Norway to repopulate:  So, what are the Nordic lands famous for since we were last here? Swordsmanship? Hunting parties? Bloodbaths?!?!

Millenial sipping iced coffee: Abba

Asgard: ???

Asgard, twenty minutes later bopping to Dancing Queen:

fool, abba were asgardian bards

(Source: lazy-cat-corner, via chefpyro)

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cairo-overcoat:

cairo-overcoat:

its so fucking funny how combative rose and dave were about their sexualities before they came out, like. half their conversations were just accusing the other of being a Homosexual

13 year old dave and rose taking turns calling each other gay

(Source: roselalonde, via newbarrk)

daily-betas:

it’s the greatest salamancer of all time…!!

(via moonpaw)

honky-tonk-badonk-adonk:

lol-post:

Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.

I’m laughing so fucking hard

(via thenefariousnipplemancer)