magnus’ favorite shirt is a sleeveless one that says “I FLEXED AND THE SLEEVES FELL OFF” but every time he wears it taako magics some sleeves back on and magnus hates it
APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM
imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher
John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)
Imagine being on trial and you look over at the jury and John Mulaney is just sitting there. How do you handle that, psychologically. How do you not conclude your life has turned into a piece of absurdist theatre
Followers of the apocalypse: Here’s the way of how to build solar panels, safe agricultural methods, harnessing wind power, ethanol, how to fix small machines, purify water, how to deal with radiation, and most of all how to effectively survive and thrive as a mutual aid anarchistic community.
Brotherhood of Steel: HEY hand over that laser rifle ASShole.
Followers doctor: teaches you how to treat minor wounds, cpr, anatomy, sex ed, etc
BOS Paladin: Is ideologically obligated to steal a kid’s gameboy.
