so there’s this adorable thing he does when he first wakes up and I was trying to catch that on cam but he tried to run off the table again and I GOT THIS INSTEAD PLS ENJOY MY SON PURRING WITH JOY
Villager: pray, why dost thou run with no pursuers?
Agnes Nutter, knowing she’ll have to put a total of 80 pounds of explosives in her petticoats and still walk normally on the day she dies: thou mustn’t be truant from leg day