Fighting with a sythe is the medieval equivalent of running somebody over with a lawnmower
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Anonymous asked: Al gets his body back except his soul has grown to match the armor so he's really huge and swole, so he keeps the armor. tiny innocent babey Alphonse Elric can crush a watermelon with one hand
THATS LEGIT ALL HE FUCKING SAYS. HE SAYS IT WITH THE CALMEST VOICE EVER EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN SCREAMING FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS OK HE LITERALLY PLAYS IT THROUGH AND THEN HE JUST “oh sweet, i beat it” WHAT THE FUCK