Silver Tongue

Aug 26

tashatelevision:

sheephorns:

sheephorns:

[skyrim guard voice] you got a boyfriend? bet he doesn’t kiss ya! [sips drink] AURGH! 

by the nines, he hit the dab!

You don’t understand until you have seen it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPkep-MTIpY

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jenny-yesac-has-moved-bye:

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a reminder

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Its hip to

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silver-tongues-blog:
“I’m not exactly sure how but my gnome at some point started hoarding pets
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Morning Reblog

silver-tongues-blog:

I’m not exactly sure how but my gnome at some point started hoarding pets

Morning Reblog

yourplayersaidwhat:

Pregame Shenanigans

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naturecomics asked: Are any of the other "monsters" actually just peaceful races?

earthnashes:

I was originally gonna have Lizarfos as another example of a peaceful race, but I’ve ultimately opted against the idea. So so far, the only misunderstood monster race is the Lynels, though that doesn’t necessarily mean they’re 100% good: some tribes of Lynels have resulted in simply killing people that aren’t Lynel on sight, citing it as self-defense. While it can be explained as a result of their treatment in Hyrule, it certainly doesn’t help their image any, nor does it justify these more hostile tribes to prey on other races like they do.

While I’m on the topic, a bit about Lizarfos:

-They’re a race of anthro-esque lizards, but unlike the Bokoblins or Lynels these creatures aren’t necessarily a primitive society or culture. Lizarfos are smart, but their level of intelligence is more animalistic than it is anything else. They don’t really have a culture to define them nor do they attempt at building one: they simply eat, sleep, hunt, breed, repeat.

-Lizarfos are intelligence enough to use weapons and armor but they lack the knowledge and intelligence needed to make them. The armor and weaponry the Lizarfos use are either provided to them (most often by Demise) or simply found abandoned and the creature puts use to them.

-Despite their simplicity, Demise has been documented to utilize the help of Lizarfos when laying siege on Hyrule, due to the creatures being so easily bribed with food. However it’s a double-edged sword: Lizarfos are typically hostile and will attack on sight, but they’re so easily manipulated that they can be bribed by someone else to ignore direct orders from their “king” with food and shiny things. It’s to the point that Demise only ever uses them because they’re so plentiful and work well as canon fodder.

Hope that answers your question! <:

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spooks-burgerton:

halflifegifs:

Honest to god I could write entire books on the fucked up little micro societies that exist solely in isolated gmod servers

my buddy and I were crawling some servers on gmod one day, just dinking around and being mild nuisances. we found one server where everyone had some ridiculous rank/title–various mythical creatures and wizards and stuff. We bothered someone badly enough (probably made a big mess of barrels or something) that we got put in jail, but we weren’t really interested in playing gmod as much as just goofing off, so we hung around the server for a while. the residents were chatting pretty casually, until someone, in a frantic tone, says “Janus is coming! We need to get this place cleaned up!” Janus logs in, and he has the title of God. Someone sheepishly asks “hey what’s up Janus?” Janus replies with an ear-splittingly loud buzzing static noise that drowns every sound on the server out.

me and my buddy absolutely lost our minds

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