Silver Tongue

Aug 22

comedianthrax:
“this is the live-action equivalent of those tf2 gmod videos where the faceposing is all fucked up
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comedianthrax:

this is the live-action equivalent of those tf2 gmod videos where the faceposing is all fucked up

(Source: denvolnov, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

dont mind me, just using my favourite purple as practice

dont mind me, just using my favourite purple as practice 

causticbicaudate:
“I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THIS DEAFENING LACK OF BACKGROUND NOISE YOU HAVE TO COME CLOSER SO I CAN HEAR YOU MORE CLEARLY
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@kilalabunnies

causticbicaudate:

I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THIS DEAFENING LACK OF BACKGROUND NOISE YOU HAVE TO COME CLOSER SO I CAN HEAR YOU MORE CLEARLY

@kilalabunnies

(via jwblogofrandomness)

captainsnoop:

the idea that people nowadays are more sensitive and easy to offend than they were in the past is such horseshit. people used to throw hands if you stepped on their shadow and calling a person a coward was legally justifiable grounds for them to challenge you to a duel with pistols.

(via newbarrk)

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mikkeneko:

kelssiel:

1dapologist:

thor: brother! i just discovered this wonderful device called an iphone, i can finally call my midgardian friends!

loki, who’s been on grindr since 2009: oh fun

thor: loki! give me your number and we can text!

loki *texting*: i don’t have a phone

Thor, through text: Brother, we need to have a serious discussion. Call me that we might talk.

Loki, through text: One moment I can’t find my phone

Thor, through text: OK

(Source: hannibalapologist, via newbarrk)

weirdmageddon:

eastcheapfalstaff:

HE WAS NUMBER ONE

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(Source: falstaffing, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

undeaddawn-deactivated20180901 asked: 260 For my Babe Davepeta

lime-time:

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ohoho

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

charlesoberonn:

flerponius:

charlesoberonn:

The reason why movie adaptations of video games all suck isn’t because of the differences between interactive and passive media, or a generational difference or anything like that.

It’s because Hollywood doesn’t care about video games as an art form and only tries to exploit brand recognition for a quick buck without putting in any effort.

More proof of this: the Ratchet and Clank movie was good. They actually put effort into it (and had all of the same voice actors, which is something all animated video game movies should do).

Same as the Professor Layton movie.

Also Uwe Boll pretty much single handedly cemented the idea that video game movies are terrible.

Exactly him. It’s not that video game movies are bad. It’s that Uwe Boll makes like 90% of them and he in particular sucks and I think it’s even part of a funding explotation scheme in Germany I think but I forget and am too lazy to go remind myself the details.

no youre right about it. Due to the way movie production works in germany, sometimes its more profitable to make a cheap half assed shitty film than it is to make a legit good one.

(via adurot)

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