ooo i get to be a history person! SO, the greeks built the horse and hid soldiers in it. we all know that part. The part that often gets forgotten is that it wasnt a gift to the trojans. It was a gift to athena. They feigned surrender and claimed the horse was an offering to athena so that she can forgive them for losing the war. They told the trojans that the horse was for hte gods and that they shouldnt move it. The trojans stole it as a trophy, which was part of the greeks plans. Then you know what happened next.
Every time I see a writing prompt for an immortal I always see some smartass say “Jeff Goldblum lmao” and guess what? Make up your own character to fit the prompt. Write a short story. Write a book. Become insanely popular. Get your book made into a movie. Be the director. Hire Jeff Goldblum to play your character. Spend time with Jeff Goldblum. Try to pay him for his immortality secrets. Fail. Spend more time with Jeff Goldblum. Become friends. Become best friends. Be a better person. Wait for Jeff Goldblum to realize you’ve become a better person. Wait for Jeff Goldblum to fall in love with you. Get the secret of immortality from Jeff Goldblum. Live forever with Jeff Goldblum. Escape Earth with Jeff Goldblum. Live amongst the stars with Jeff Goldblum. Adopt space cats. Don’t just write “Jeff Goldblum lmao”. Live the Jeff Goldblum experience, you coward.
