Silver Tongue

Aug 23

weloveanyway:

wenamedthedogkylo:

thealpacalypse:

do you know what I really hate? early morning culture. the misconception that getting up early is inherently better than sleeping in. that people who stay in bed longer than 8 am are lazy and have an unhealthy life rhythm and that apparently they “miss the best part of the day”. that causes so much unnecessary shame and guilt, especially in young people whose inner clock doesn’t work that way - scientifically proven, teenagers can’t reach their mind’s full potential before 10 am. And more generally speaking: why should we care if someone gets up at 10 or 11 am and goes to bed far after midnight? I would get so much more shit done if I wouldn’t feel so guilty for staying up late and sleeping in. 

100000% this. Also Delayed Sleep Phase Disorder is a thing. But mostly just yes.

One of my dad’s favorite studies to quote is one about the productivity of early risers and night owls. The study found that the only difference between the two groups was that “one is a lot more smug about it.”

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notedchampagne:
“part 2/2 of my contribution to florals meme zine! lmao
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notedchampagne:

part 2/2 of my contribution to florals meme zine! lmao

subcorax:

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

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ldefix:
“Im so proud of my son
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ldefix:

Im so proud of my son

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gothwasps:
“lost in the sauce
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gothwasps:

lost in the sauce

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moringmark:

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demon-space-boi:
“silver-tongues-blog:
“squiderdoodle:
“ icedancingdaddies:
“ squiderdoodle:
“ Dib, we can’t both exist. I’m going to become half of you. And I need you to know that every moment you love being a scientist, that’s me, loving you and...

demon-space-boi:

silver-tongues-blog:

squiderdoodle:

icedancingdaddies:

squiderdoodle:

Dib, we can’t both exist. I’m going to become half of you. And I need you to know that every moment you love being a scientist, that’s me, loving you and loving science. Because you’re going to be something extraordinary. You’re going to be a man of science.

This is so cursed holy shit

You’re all welcome.

i cant believe that membrane was mpreg with dib

Honey I love ya, but I’m stealing your toes for that

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epikalstorms:

vorbits:

underrmyumbrellaella:

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this is the true gen z experience

once in my sixth hour we were talking about 9/11 and i announced very loudly “more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody really cares because you can’t use hurricanes to justify imperialism” and then not even 5 seconds later i said “yeehaw my beets.”

man and you were only six hours old

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ted-and-bill:

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new meme format

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