TAZ Balance is very good, because in what other world would:
the character spoken of in prophecy and identified only as “the Lover”
the crimson red, immensely powerful specter who created one of the most dangerous magical items in the universe and rasps out cryptic messages whenever he appears
man. what is it with the intrinsic gay urge to boogie. i literally cannot stand still. at any given moment i am gettin down just a little bit. grocery store line? im dancin. waiting for my water to boil? you betcha. why don’t we just let Go