Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie like
if I put my phone alarm on full volume and vibrate and move the charger so I can put it on this out-of-reach metal surface, I can startle her awake. Probably. Then if I securely duct tape this caffeinated chocolate bar to it, it will provide a challenging situation and make her mushy little brain work extra hard to figure out how to turn the alarm off. Then she might go for the chocolate while she’s turning off the loud noises. With luck, she’ll consume the whole thing. 20 minutes of bliss then boom, physiology kicks in and the caffeine reaches her brain. Gentlemen, this just might work.
What the HELL are you talking about, Lovestruck has been updating fairly frequently for a while now, it hasn’t been a year, it updated LAST MONTH. TWICE. And has been updating for months now!!
Side note: You don’t NEED them, I don’t OWE you, and I don’t need to make yet another damn Doctor/Derpy related project, I already have plenty and you get plenty so pay attention and actually go to the page before making rude demands like this.
What the fuck, derpy.
I AM NOT DERPY! IT’S CALLED TYPING OUT OF CHARACTER, JESUS CHRIST
if anon wants derpdock so bad they should make their own blog and make their own content.
