Silver Tongue

Aug 16

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capatalismnt:

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tieflingz:
“This cast is 99% the reason I’m on twitter
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tieflingz:

This cast is 99% the reason I’m on twitter

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shego666:

leisgeadair:

stillglowinstillcrowin:

Can you imagine how fuckong nuts straight people would go if they had the ability to hear ABBA’s dancing queen the way gay people do

Mr Brightside

the implication that mr brightside belongs to the straights is the foulest and most horrible thing i’ve ever been forced to read in my life

mr brightside is bi culture and everyone knows it

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spark-of-jenius:

gluten-free-pussy:

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

Oh, I’ve got one in this vein: a lady called our company wanting us to come steam clean her tile floors, but refused to give her address, instead demanding that we do it at our location. And hung up when I tried to explain that her floors were attached to her house.

Let that sink in for a second. 

when i worked at a pizza place, a customer kept demanding that we put some meat on the side. i had to get my manager to explain that we dont do meat on the side before he finally left.

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adurot:
“ noodlemage:
“technically she should probably be in her human form if theyre goin out in public but i love PINK
”
PINK is the manliest color.
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adurot:

noodlemage:

technically she should probably be in her human form if theyre goin out in public but i love PINK

PINK is the manliest color.

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keplercryptids:
“ caseysartiguess:
“ “Taako fishes?”
“Yeah, Taako fishes.”
just gonna keep drawing TAZ art like the finale didn’t happen idk
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[image description: a monochrome yellow-toned drawing of Taako, fishing in a small boat. He’s an elf with...

keplercryptids:

caseysartiguess:

“Taako fishes?”
“Yeah, Taako fishes.”

just gonna keep drawing TAZ art like the finale didn’t happen idk

[image description: a monochrome yellow-toned drawing of Taako, fishing in a small boat. He’s an elf with voluminous chin-length hair and an oversized wizard’s hat. He has a calm expression on his face, and there are flowering plants on the back of the boat and a little bird perched on the front.]

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