Straight people: why must you label everything, were all humans
Also straight people: Put that down Rebecca, that’s a boys toothbrush !!
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This is so sad, Alexa play despacito
Back story, my managers name is Alexa and she was in charge of the music. She’s also the one who left the soap running so she played despacito while I cleaned
When you haven’t saved your file in awhile and suddenly the cursor freezes
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This is so sad, Alexa play despacito
cis ppl r like. oh youre trans? do your parents love you?
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Zelda: Wand of Gamelon
so much history in these halls
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[video]
Context: We came across a group of goblins, and after fighting them a while, our rogue ran out of arrows.
Rogue: “I fire my shortsword!”
DM: “I’m sorry, what?”
Rogue: “I’m gonna fire it like an arrow with my shortbow!”
DM: “This is stupid, but fine. Roll for it.”
Rogue: “I got a 20!”
DM: “Wait, is the goblin– it’s dead now, I guess.”
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i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde
i am SCREAMING
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