Silver Tongue

Nov 02

bisexual-bilingual-guy:

nanashi-rei-official:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

image

I didn’t know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

image

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don’t use your toothpaste spoon????

image

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

image
image
image

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

“To answer a lot of people’s question: this package is [4lbs] there’s also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel.”


Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

Can’t wait to try to put toothpaste on my brush in Croatia and send up eating lone mustard

(via newbarrk)

startplaysmile:
““There’s a service dog among us” ”

startplaysmile:

“There’s a service dog among us”

(via newbarrk)

heather-mason-official:
“ heather-mason-official:
“ palesite:
“ 👍 by alnajar09
”
call that a [joke pending]
”
call that an HRT monitor
”

heather-mason-official:

heather-mason-official:

palesite:

👍 by alnajar09


call that a [joke pending]

call that an HRT monitor

(via chefpyro)

the-swift-tricker:

image
image

Kim Kardashian West, 2020/ The Masque of the Red Death by Edgar Allan Poe ,1842

(via newbarrk)

sm980:
“”

sm980:

image

(Source: mydruggedthoughts, via newbarrk)

yd12k:

cameoappearance:

saiyanqueenreads:

aspergersissues:

image

Yes.  Just yes.

“I wasn’t confused, I had a very clear and completely incorrect idea of what you wanted.”

‘I did ask for clarification and you got angry at me instead of clarifying’ is even worse

(via newbarrk)

edenoi:
“exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:
“onald squad
”
Brought America to the brink of nuclear war after tensions had long subsided, removed safety regulations, sent federal troops to brutalize protesters, crashed the stock market,
”

edenoi:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

onald squad

Brought America to the brink of nuclear war after tensions had long subsided, removed safety regulations, sent federal troops to brutalize protesters, crashed the stock market,

(Source: livingjoke, via newbarrk)

[video]

pregnantseinfeld:
“It has been three years since this iconic tweet sparked legitimate fear and controversy
”

pregnantseinfeld:

It has been three years since this iconic tweet sparked legitimate fear and controversy

(via newbarrk)

gritsandbrits:

basil-s0up:

xphilosoraptorx:

gritsandbrits:

image

FREE BRITNEY

FREE BRITNEY

FREE BRITNEY

FREE BRITNEY

FREE BRITNEY

FREE BRITNEY

FREE BRITNEY

Hold the fuck up…

She needs permission to hire legal counsel??

Her dad’s basically been holding her hostage for most of her life so he can make money off of her. It’s gross AF and hope she not only wins but sues his ass into oblivion for all the pain and suffering he put her through.

☝☝☝☝☝☝

(via newbarrk)