Silver Tongue

Oct 05

lgtbird:

lemonbubble:

seeing that “achievement unlocked, survived tumblr porn ban” post being reblogged by people who LITERALLY RETURNED FROM TWITTER AFTER HEARING THE NEWS

YOU did not “survive the porn ban”, you ran away!! you abandoned your blog for twitter, and now you come crawling back and act like you’ve been here the entire time????? THIS IS STOLEN VALOR

(via newbarrk)

mortimermcmirestinks:

yasfera2-deactivated20220905:

every fucking time I see this I miss the “7 month old” part, then when I see the image I fucking lose it. god fucking dammit

I thought that was a plastic bag that they put on pumps that were out of order at first

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androidboy:

literally my favorite type of tweet

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rooks-and-ravens:

quicksilver-ink:

[Redrawing of The Hermit tarot card as… The Kermit.]

This is one of those posts that I scrolled past, but then I reconsidered my life choices and came back.

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funnytwittertweets:

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Oct 04

kipplekipple:

earhartsease:

charminglyantiquated:

runwildwithme:

charminglyantiquated:

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

It’s the best painting that exists

I don’t know about you, but I really want to know what’s written on there - wait, I found a higher res image, can anyone translate this?

also it’s kind of an amazing little vignette

Hahahaa

Okay it says “who knows my arse from behind” and I will never recover from this

(via newbarrk)

friendlyneighborartist asked:

How would Huey react to his new siblings being on the way?

xxtc-96xx:

karma for Huey’s past actions again XD but he’s excited when he found out and went to visit mom right when the twins’ powers were getting more active

aquilacraft:

aquilacalvitium:

mind-blaze:

mimeparadox:

wasabiri:

Imagine that today you are in a place between Canada and Russia, and suddenly, for 30 seconds, the moon in its maximum splendor appears and disappears before you. In addition, for 5 seconds, it gives rise to a total solar eclipse. Something unheard of, right.

In perigee, the proximity to the Moon shows the great speed at which we move without feeling it.

It is recorded in real time.

The moon seen from the Arctic, North Pole, between Russia and Canada, only lasts a few seconds, but it is worth it, it is a beautiful sight, it seems that it collides with the earth, but no.

What. The fuck.

#if i saw this in person id stop caring about everything elssee

So that’s where religion comes from

*inhale*

Moon’s Big

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scraps-is-busy:

I was gone for the weekend, but I’m here on the weekday with the scariest thing of all. Vidja Games. OooooooOOOooo spoopy.