Modern MoGal # 076 - Centaur logic
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dave: creeper?
roxy: aww, man!
john: so we back in the mine
rose: got our pickaxe swingin’ from
jade: side to side
dirk: side
jane: side
jake: to side
karkat, whispering lowly to kanaya: is this… is this a human ritual i am unfamiliar with?
(via moonpaw)
(via revscarecrow)
Only 90s kids will remember
That has nothing on this one
(via newbarrk)
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mission name: match the shape!
expectation:
reality:
(via demilypyro)
I’ve been DMing for a set of new players through the Lost Mines Arc and naturally they keep looting goblins so it ended up with this:
Avariel: I loot the goblin corpse in front of me *rolls an 11*
Me: You actually find what looks like a pin-up of a female goblin
Avariel: nice
*many dead goblins later*
Avariel: I loot the goblin that I just killed *rolls a 5*
Me: It’s really weird because you find like 5 goblin pin-ups
*more dead goblins and many goblin pin-ups later*
Avariel: I loot the goblin
Me: You find-
Avariel: I swear to god if you say pin-up I will kill you
Me: -2 silver, however you, [Ranger] find a pin-up
Ranger: I’ll give the pin-up to [Avariel]
(via yourplayersaidwhat)
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