Silver Tongue

Aug 05

Just some practice today. Therye the players in my campaign and their weapons

ravenslunas:
i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic
Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

(Source: judeeduartes, via jadewares)

just-shower-thoughts:

Out of all the things that “tastes like chicken”, eggs ironically aren’t one of them.

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theamazingsallyhogan:

cassidium:
war-lesbian:
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war-lesbian:
probably the weirdest information about star wars i could give you is that the death star garbage compactor monster from episode 4 was sentient, was force sensitive, and it wasn’t trying to eat luke - it was trying to baptise him
her name was Omi, she was a lesbian, and she chose her own gender
to everybody wondering, no, im sorry, Omi did not escape the death star. she died when it was destroyed, just as she foresaw in her visions.
as a sort of silver lining, she seemed to accept her fate and wondered what she would be in the next life, as her culture believed in reincarnation.
elaborate on the baptism you say? sure! as an aquatic species the Dianoga venerated water, which they called “the Great Cleanser When It Was Time to Be Cleansed.” She baptized Luke because she felt their shared connection to the force, which she knew only as “It.”
“Force sensitive lesbian tentacle alien” was not something I could have ever come up with, but boy am I glad someone did
Boy talk about a misunderstanding…