Silver Tongue

Aug 08

I do love Shots by Imagine Dragons but the lyric “from the second that I was born it seems I had a loaded gun / and then i shot, shot, shot a hole in everything I loved” never fails to faintly amuse me bc every time i’m just like

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stardew-souls:

“I’m a variety gamer” I mumble as I buy yet another variation of a farming sim

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arosecco:

“assuming autistic people don’t know what things like sex and romance are is infantilizing and ableist” and “let asexual, aromantic, and aroace autistic people exist in peace” are two opinions that can coexist and some of you really need to Know

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“Nobody told me there would be math!” — the rogue (via yourplayersaidwhat)

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millennial-review:

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officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:
officialunitedstates:
officialunitedstates:
what do you call someone who smokes two marijuanas
double jointed
what do you call someone who smokes three marijuanas
dead
drugs kill, kids

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randobambo:

veganismkills:
lesbianchemicalplant:
penny-anna:
penny-anna:
The Cats movie and the ‘live action’ Lion King exist at opposite ends of a spectrum but idk what said spectrum is

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