(Context: our dm has a bit of a thing for making really obvious mimics out of plants.)
Me, a tiefling duel wielder: Not the f$&@ing plant again!
Our other fighter: I cast a trap on the plant.
Our dm: The plant is knocked away…AS THE PEDESTAL ATTACKS VAHL(my characters name)!!!!!
(Collectively): OH GODDAMMIT!!!!
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listen if your support of trans people being trans is conditional to whether or not theyre nice to you, youre a transphobe
BIG FUCKING MOOD
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Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
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hmmm
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this physically stripped 5 years of my life away and i want it back
Kravitz, half awake in the middle of the night, in a cockney accent: it’s getting better
Taako: what happened to your accent
Kravitz, in a posh accent: sorry, it’s getting better
Taako: ???? why are you british now lmao
Kravitz: what is he normally?
Taako: he??????????? you’re you???
Kravitz, in a normal voice: ugh, me
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Taako, later, to the Raven Queen: hey boss is my boyfriend fuckin HAUNTED?
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so i was looking up antique cars like ya do and i found the dodge deora line of cars which looks like this
and i noticed there wasn’t any visible doors so i looked further and just
what the fuck is this nonsense
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powermove; call baseball caps and snapbacks bonnets
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Rowlet and quality jiggles
Fun story: in maya if you don’t locate the jiggle to a certain part it jiggles all the body. Not in a cute way
He’s just having a good time
rowlet off the shits
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