Silver Tongue

Aug 03

pandavalkyrie:

You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your talents reflect your interests and passions, and what’s important to you is important.

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skrambled:

polygonfighter:

The phrase “No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass” popped into my head and if that aint a Big Mood™ i dunno what is

Dungeons and Dragons: a summary

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headbangingsappho:

the post-credits scene of infinity war 2 is gonna be thor going to a tattoo parlor to get that tattoo to commemorate loki he was supposed to get in ragnarök but when it’s done it says ‘loki is the best’ instead of ‘loki was the best’ (in like.. really shitty handwriting) and thor’s like “you’ve made a mistake my good sir” and the tattoo artist’s like “or did i?” and he transforms back into loki and thor’s just

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aphony-cree:

queenoftheproccrastanation:

tilthat:

TIL That Harry Houdini stipulated in his will that all his props should be “destroyed and burned” after the death of his brother. His brother sold them instead. In 1995, a fire destroyed the museum where the props were kept.

via reddit.com

Houdini’s ghost in 1995: I THINK THE FUCK NOT!!!

This is extra funny because Houdini spent a lot of time trying to disprove the existence of ghosts 

It’s he perfect crime then. Nobody would suspect he ghost of the person who was trying to prove there’s no such thing as ghosts

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weirdmageddon:

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yall see this ratio though? if you like it reblog it, this applies to all content creators. help us out

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wolfieandpizza:
“ Steven Diamond Universe
Oof
this one took me an eternity to finish but boy if it wasn’t worth it??
”

wolfieandpizza:

Steven Diamond Universe

Oof

this one took me an eternity to finish but boy if it wasn’t worth it??

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iamnotamuffin:

some guy: *gets kinda famous on tumblr dot com*

some fucking gremlins, every time: lmao i hope he ends up being shitty!! I hope he ends up being an abuser or a pedo lmao!! I hope real life people are being abused just so I can say i told you so!! I hope he’s secretly horrible just because I don’t like seeing other people enjoy his content!!! lmao!!

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joshnickerson:
““Off-Model” ”

joshnickerson:

“Off-Model”

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chewbecky:

I rewatched The Trial and noticed something that not many people seem to be talking about.

Remember when a large portion of the SU fandom actually thought that Yellow Diamond was a suspect to Pink’s shattering? I mean, the way she acted during the trial as Blue Zircon made accusations towards the diamonds was pretty peculiar. It was like she was hiding something. 

But that’s just it though. 

I think we just misread her behavior as a whole.

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She’s looks either offended that anyone would even accuse her of shattering a member of her family 

OR

She actually believes it herself that she played some part in having Pink disappear from their lives. She said it herself in Reunited. 

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“How miserable. I knew Pink couldn’t handle her own colony. But I gave in. And now, I’m to blame for her fate.” 

This really strengthens her character and doesn’t give her the whole cookie-cutter villain persona. Yellow has deep, hidden emotions that she expresses in difficult ways which gives her a cruel undertone. And I fucking love this show even more.

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ohjadewhatshername:

cartoon:

asiafish:

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

texas just be like that

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