a 12 year old boy at work today made a clay snail and was painting it all black and i VERY JOKINGLY asked ‘haha are you making a goth snail’
he proceeded to go into a fully-fleshed out backstory about how his snail was conceived by satan, had the power to eat child souls, was named after oscar from sesame street, lives permanently covered in black eye liner and how this. this tiny clay snail was the only one who survived the thanos snap
it killed me. i was doubled over and crying and i literally had to give this kid candy to stop talking about it
this is the snail that kills you if it touches you after you make a pact for immortality
we have new neighbors across the street and they order grubhub 4 times a day. basically would it be weird if i got them none pizza with left beef as a welcome gift
I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.
