Silver Tongue

Aug 03

1000-life-hacks:
“More life hacks ? http://1000lifehacks.com
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1000-life-hacks:

More life hacks ? http://1000lifehacks.com

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OP didnt watch blue lips the fucking coward

OP didnt watch blue lips the fucking coward

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train-to-win:

corn-free-awesomesauce:

briggsnotmyers:

salainen:

fancybidet:

zerogoukki:

so there’s this terrible spotify ad (i don’t have premium because unemployed. boo) from biore, about their ridiculous nose strips, and i want to throw something across the room every damn time i hear it. FIRST OFF, those “blackheads” on your nose usually aren’t even blackheads, they’re sebaceous filaments. if your skin is properly washed and exfoliated, then they’re not dirt, they’re supposed to be there. they’re just going to come back and biore KNOWS THAT, so they have that awful ad telling you that they look “dirty” and disgusting (their words!!! idk about the word disgusting but i know they used dirty and the entire ad is very very self esteem-killing) so you’ll keep on buying the damn nose strips for a fake condition that isn’t going to go away. you can diminish their appearance using AHA exfoliants, but they will be back within 24-48 hours if you try to remove them.

in other words: fuck you and your predatory scam, biore. throw out ur biore strips guys.

I NEVER KNEW THIS IF ONLY SOMEONE TOLD ME WHEN I WAS 12 I MAY NOT HAVE DEVELOPED DERMATILLOMANIA.

FOR FUCKING REAL

From the Wiki article on sebaceous filaments: “Unlike blackheads, however, they cannot be removed and are a permanent part of the human skin.”

This has honest to god changed my life okay thank you OP thank you so much

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I never knew this…

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socpens:
“me when i find out a game has object physics
”

socpens:

me when i find out a game has object physics

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kideon:

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killmomger:

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Bitch finally

Moon Presence you’re doing amazing sweetie

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Aug 02

banishedquasiroyal:

Yeah Im A Space Player Yeah The Moon Looks Like My Ass And Your Point Is

i mean, why else would it be called “mooning”

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