(Source: twitter.com, via thatsthat24)
thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do
peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend
thor, upset and concerned: but i am your friend, young parker…
peter: [voice cracking] i know, mr. thor
(Source: princeandreis, via chefpyro)
rabies this and jaundice that. where’s my tetenus pride
(via lime-time)
Mmm qué dices
I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY
Esto es tan triste. Alexa juega despacito
(Source: roslips, via newbarrk)
tag yourself: children’s series that aren’t Harry Potter edition
DEPRESSED BASTARD, YO!
i find it extra funny that percy jackson is dumbass bastard because he is a dumbass who is a bastard
(via pembrokewkorgi)
concept: anime catgirls but instead of being weird hypersubmissive fantasies created by horny dudes they behave like actual cats and just do whatever they want, give zero fucks about anyone else, and eat all your food
Fun fact: The shoujo manga Star of Cottonland, written by a woman and considered the originator of the kemonomimi/catgirl trend, is more or less this!
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
Me irlWhat happens next will shock you.
strenght acquired
(Source: supermachinegun420, via gearholder)
Why did Tutankhamun Have a Dagger Made From a Meteorite? -
Didn’t Attila the Hun also have a meteorite sword?
cause a weapon made from a rock from the heavens is fucking tight now and it was cool then too you losers
If you had the option to have a not meteorite sword or a fucking meteorite sword of course you’d pick the fuckin sick ass sky rock from god
star metal is rad and can kill gods themselves
(Source: ancientorigins, via chefpyro)
ruby: so I think when we fuse we should do a british accent
sapphire: yeah
(via obnoxious-unicorn)
