Silver Tongue

Aug 06

WHEN THE SKY GETS ALL PINK AND VIOLET AND SOFT AND SWEET DURING SUMMER EVENINGS RB IF YOU AGREE

immoral-summer:
freakxwannaxbe:
agentduckorico:
freakxwannaxbe:
freakxwannaxbe:
It’s been years now but honestly, biggest youtube plot twist ever has been that cr1tikal is just that hot
you know how his shtick was that he was just a weirdly deep, monotone disembodied voice and that he never showed his face for a long, long time, and then just one day he went “hey guys guess what I have an instagram” and we were all greeted with this out of nowhere
It’s even FUNNIER because he dropped his snapchat in a comment first and of course everybody rushed to friend him and the first story he made was him playing a recorder and everyone was losing their fucking minds
the tags you left absolutely kill me because basically yeah it all made sense the second we saw him
legit the first thing that ran through my head when I saw him was “oh, well, that explains the pee story completely”
crit1kal did WHAT
fam, I have no idea who crit1kal is, but he can pee wherever tbh

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kaijuno:

Just heard my brother shout over his gaming headset “AND WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK ARE YOU”

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lesbianredpanda:

dankmemeuniversity:

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hey–its–hay:

zoycitem:
moonblossom:
kingdomheartstrash:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
aphony-cree:
sorryimnotthatkindofdoctor:
aphony-cree:
Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”
It was about blood types
As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of
This needs to go with the deli sign that asked, “how do you top your sub?”.
This is now officially a thread for things that make fanficcers stop and blink
Please add more
i don’t want to reblog this but i genuinely want to read more examples so
May I present:
This monstrosity
Every time I see the title of this TV show on the program guide I do a double-take
My humble contributions
My Twinkies Halloween edition

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vriskanon:

dying-suffering-french-stalkers:
oh wow, thanks homer!! i wondered when his next book was going to come out

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corsairesix:

loreweaver-universe:
One of my favorite tidbits about Oblivion is that, when Bethesda brought Patrick Stewart in to play Uriel Septim, they gave him this big 90-page booklet detailing the character’s history and background and motivations, and they were really worried that they’d gone overboard and given him too much. Meanwhile, Stewart was delighted–he’s said that it was the best character prep he’d ever been given, and he wished more people would do that.
It’s worth noting that this character dies in the tutorial

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boychic:

thoroughlymodernhippie:
boychic:
why don’t you capchalogue a better attitude and allocate a better personality to your strife specibus
wow, way to assume I have any grist for that
you, you get it

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noroithecurse2005-deactivated20:

noroithecurse2005-deactivated20:
no cropped boomer meme will ever make me laugh harder than he just sold rice
He just sold rice

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hellenhighwater:

hellenhighwater:
hellenhighwater:
one of the problems with having insomnia and a black cat is that sometimes when I’m so sleep deprived I start getting black spots in the corners of my vision, I assume they’re the cat and try to call them over
“why don’t you love me anymore??” i beg to the small dark silhouette poking just around the corner.
It says nothing, because it is my backpack and not my cat.
It’s both my backpack AND my cat

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