“ooohhh look at my powerful france!” “im so mighty as ottoman” “bow before my strong hre” “i form british empire” BORING GOALS FOR BORING PEOPLE
LITTLE EUROPEANS BOWS BEFORE MIGHTY TIBET
“ooohhh look at my powerful france!” “im so mighty as ottoman” “bow before my strong hre” “i form british empire” BORING GOALS FOR BORING PEOPLE
LITTLE EUROPEANS BOWS BEFORE MIGHTY TIBET
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Conspiracy theory: staff started the @staff thing so no one would know you’re meant to @support and they wouldn’t have to do work
No one is reblogging this which obviously means I’m onto something
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yeah
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The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.
NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE
DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN
OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS
INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES
“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“
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I like being invited to things.
I don’t necessarily like going
But I like being invited.
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