Silver Tongue

Aug 05

jelloapocalypse:

youthbookreview:

koroleva-dvastolba:

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Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

[Image text from a novel:

“I like your mother. You have your mother’s breasts.”

“Her breasts.”

“Great stand-up tits,” he said.]

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

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This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

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almost-always-eventually-right:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

this username escapes me every single time

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doesthendnlive:

starlitskvader:

sleepbby:

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GUYS?!?!?! WHEN WAS I SUPPOSED TO FIND OUT ABOUT THIS?! GUILLERMO DEL TORO IS ABSOLUTELY PERFECT FOR REMAKING ATLANTIS OH MY GOD OH MAN

here’s the source cited because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

As long as Kida is indigenous and Sweet is played by a black NDN I’ll be happy.

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voidfish-er:

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Save us Taika

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Anonymous asked:

in the heroes trial would the links have all the items from the games each version of the hero was in? like would the hero of legend have all the items from the oracle games and LA too?

earthnashes:

Mmm, I think the past incarnations of Link would have items that are symbolic and important to that specific timeline but maybe not necessarily all of them! Like for example: Link from Twilight Princess would wear Midna’s helmet as if it were his own and retain the ability to transform into a huge wolf.

Link from OoT would have said ocarina and would actually utilize it in battle.. maybe even wear the Fierce Deity mask? I’d imagine he’s be the second hardest boss of the Trials since all I can picture him doing is going back in time to a point where his health isn’t completely depleted, but also going back in time in a situation where you (as the player) is damaged by an attack and uses it to disorient ya (and perhaps start a chain combo or somethin’).

Link from Wind Waker could have… well. The Wind Waker! And the King of Red Lions: I’d imagine his battle being strongly centered around ship battle and resisting how he’d use the winds against you. o3o

Stuff like that I’d wager! O:

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yourplayersaidwhat:

“Just railroad us and say that it fails. You can do that.”

-Me, forever DM to the current DM when the bard tries to start a game of D&D in character

kinkyandloud:
“pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly
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kinkyandloud:

pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

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