Silver Tongue

Jul 30

some couples

rederiswrites:
You guys like dice? How about 1 ¾ pound dice forged out of solid steel?

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fennecsus:
flamingrainbowzofawesome:
hey-italex:
honestly, I think it’s a lot more funny than it actually is
The Evolution of a Meme
how could u forget…
the holy trinity

(via newbarrk)

punkartwastaken:

dacvntgod:
thatspacehorse:
spookydaze:
When people can accept dragons, giants and fucking ice zombies in a show but black people is too far for their imagination to stretch 😂😂😂
The show has DRAGONS for fucks sake it shouldnt be hard to throw in more POC

(via newbarrk)

punkartwastaken:

dacvntgod:
thatspacehorse:
spookydaze:
When people can accept dragons, giants and fucking ice zombies in a show but black people is too far for their imagination to stretch 😂😂😂
The show has DRAGONS for fucks sake it shouldnt be hard to throw in more POC

(via newbarrk)

Jul 29

Mistakes Made

yourplayersaidwhat:

The PCs are facing off against a group of evil cultists who just spotted the cleric of the group.

The 4 Cultists: *all cast protection from good on themselves*

LN Cleric: *simply walks into the room, cleaves 2 cultists dead in one swing, and presents the holy symbol of his LN god to the remaining 2 cultists*

One of the remaining cultists: *Rolls natural 20 on Knowledge (Religion) check to recognize the symbol* “Oh…Mistakes were made.”

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

thejonymyster:

klezmer-un-anarkhizm:
me when i talk about ska

(Source: narishkeyt, via chefpyro)

smacksart:

Tres Horny Boys!

(via moonpaw)

lightsintheskye:

Me trying to take pictures in Master Mode.

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cairo-overcoat:

porrimmaryam:
porrimmaryam:
cairo-overcoat:
cairo-overcoat:
dirk mastered using a little porcelain man to kill you as a joke and then never used the skill
1. i have never been more delighted to be wrong
2. he has DEFINITELY not mastered it which makes it better, look at him. he gently slaps that kringle right into the crowbar and then gets brained by the other jack
1) honestly that’s impressive in of itself like. arent those things porcelain? smacking it against a crowbar would fucking demolish it. so its sturdy
2) fucking idiot literally consciously chose to bring out the pastel santa in a fight against a overpowered cyborg and its clone (but rainbow devil-fied) …like what the fuck
he didnt know how to use it….oh my god……dirk this isn’t the time to try it out
if dirk doesn’t put himself in the most stressful and dire situations possible he’s not winning

not to mention that hte crowbar it stopped ist he strongest item in the game. The juju breaker is by far the most powerful weapon due to its ability to destroy artifacts of cherubic origin with only the caledfwlch and the porcelain santa. Now the caledfwlch was forged using a fragment of the judgement clock that caliborn destroyed. it begs the question, what the fuck is the santa made of

(Source: roselalonde, via bloodsbane)