Silver Tongue

Aug 02

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gallusrostromegalus:

wigglyflippingout:

wigglyflippingout:

so last night my nightmare was that i was doing adult stuff writing checks, and in the part of the check where you say the amount of money in words, i wrote “fifty dollars fucking exactly”, and then spent the rest of the nightmare stressing about whether the bank takes checks with cussing in them or not

the next time i see @loononthepond in real life i am handing her a check for “two dollars fucking exactly” and we will report back with results

Fiance worked at a bank and says they definitely took checks with swearing as long as they could read the “Fifty Dollars” part.

He once had someone hand him a check for “seventy-six dollars and twelve cents, I hope you choke on it asshole” with an additional “travel expenses, to hell” in the “for” section.

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hustlerose:

hustlerose:

my biological pronouns are ATGCGCATATCGATCG/CGATCGATCGGCATCGTA

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ryukodragon:

sephet:

smaug-official:

trans-mouse:

celticpyro:

arctic-hands:

attackofthebteam:

attackofthebteam:

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

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I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

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I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Alberta ain’t messing around

today i lerned pegnuins naruto run

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pissvortex:

OSHA is asleep post load-bearing tree

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kirboob:
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