today i had a man tell me, in all earnest, that i obviously wasn’t very good at my classical studies degree because zeus only had one son, hercules - his source was the disney movie hercules
#it would be easier to list the sons zeus does not have
list of sons that were not zeus’s; Theseus … Thats all i can think of off the top of my head
Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.
It was there, but then it dimension shifted on me.
“PIcture it in your head: where do you see it?”
I dunno, man, I have a REALLY strong visual imagination; I can picture it down the back of the sofa or under a Mars rover with equal believability.
“Where did you last have it?”
“No clue. My life is a constant detective game of tracking down where I most logically would have been half an hour ago.”
