Silver Tongue

Oct 01

adamsmasher:

seabassapologist:

evilscheme:

currently addicted to r/TVTooHigh

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catgirlennui:

fivebatss:

fivebatss:

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pov: you’re 14 and reading homestuck for the first time

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yea

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sketiana:

sketiana:

sketiana:

if i was sisyphus id eat a bit of dirt off the slope every time on my way up until the slope is no longer steep enough for the boulder to roll down. it would be end of suffering in 47 days

if i was atlas id shake the sky up and down to make the laminated wobble sound worldwide every day and piss zeus off enough to kill me or himself

no idea how id cope being prometheus. he died so we can light joints i wish him the best

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negativebills:

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transxfiles:

A screenshot of a transcript from an episode of Antiques Roadshow. The text is as follows: APPRAISER: It's a little spooky-- it didn't scare you? GUEST: No, it doesn't, it never has. The only thing is, I keep waiting for her to turn around, and I've been waiting for about 60 years for her to turn around.ALT
A picture of a framed oil painting on display at an Antiques Roadshow convention. It is an oil painting by Demetrios Jameson, painted in 1947. It is a painting of a woman shown from behind as she stares out over a crumbling stone balcony at a similarly decaying grey industrial skyline in the distance. The woman's most notable feature is her long, crimson hair. She wears a deep brown Homburg-style hat with a large silky feather tucked in the brim, a black bone corset over a black blouse with long, puffy sleeves, and a bright, acid-green floor-length skirt. The skirt is simple and slim, but has a slight bustle in the back. The woman also holds a small, black parasol in front of herself. It is visible to the painting's viewer over her left shoulder. There is a crumpled up piece of paper on the ground to the left of the woman. The painting is rather grim and dark overall, with a lingering sense of decay to the setting.ALT

antiques roadshow guests will really say the most chilling sentences on live television and not realize they’re creating 3 sentence horror stories.

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demilypyro:

Ghosts are definitely real as fuck though

Would you smooch a ghost?

elkian:

ayellowbirds:

power-chords:

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I almost forgot to mention: this woman came into the penguin enclosure with a KESTREL??? I said “oh my god is that an American Kestrel?” and she said “Yes! She was outside doing raptor education for the kids, but she doesn’t like to get rained on.”

#she was watching the penguins with what I will anthropomorphically project as skepticism

kestrel: i hate rained on!!

human: here is birds in water

kestrel: ……no…..

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fullmetalfisting:

an-adult:

the-feminists-are:

four-female:

ghostbusters?

taking over! i’m

virgin!

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

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spiribia:

the genius foresight of guild wars 2 devs designing skiffs and going ‘we disabled collision between skiffs so you cant troll and go bumpercars slamming into other peoples skiffs. however if youre in the same party we enabled collision so you can ram into your friends as much as you want’

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