Silver Tongue

Aug 01

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howtodestroyangels:

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posers do not interact

@demon-space-boi

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handsmotif:

handsmotif:

handsmotif:

wizards are just like I studied my whole life to do magic and bards are just like I can magically play the flute and I am here to fuck

wizards are just like I just got my 18th phD and bards are just like haha watch this and they roast you so bad you die

drake and josh

wizards: After decades of studying the weave and fortifying my own willpower, i finally managed to open a portal to anywhere in the planear system i want
Bards: Thats rad, check out this song i wrote *sick guitar solo that opens up like 5 portals across different planes*

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shilo-morkaisin:

buttered-noodles:

mangartdolpen:

lubricates:

der-schwartzenmann:

buttered-noodles:

Shes here and finally complete

Caroline Persephone Andromeda Alexandrine Magnolia Buttered Noodle the first

Whatever dark knowledge you used to birth this… T H I N G… into our world

SHOULD HAVE NEVER LEAVE THE TOMB IT WAS IMPRISONED IN

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?????

to fear a goddess? that is completely natural. but to disrespect her? a sin and a pity. and a fool, you must be.

SHES SO GOOD OH MY GOD IM CRYI

This may be the only furby I’m not instinctively afraid of

@demon-space-boi

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demilypyro:

demilypyro:

Fuck this I wanna be in charge of a girl gang and go around leaning against things while holding a baseball bat

*smashes mailboxes but people tolerate me because I’m young, attractive and intimidating and I ironically make the neighborhood safer with my presence*

do the girls in your gang also wear doctors masks?

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