I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about
Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language
So we found a Deck of Many Things and my brother, the DM pulled up a random generator for the cards. Me, being a lowkey gambler wanted to enthusiastically pull from it, while everyone else was wary.
DM: “Alright… You got… The Throne…” DM: “…” Me: “What is it?” DM: “You get the deed to a Keep.” Me: “Ooooh! I draw again.” The DM proceeds to grumble a bit more, setting his phone down angrily. DM: “It’s another Keep…” Me: “O-Oh… I pull… again?” The entire party is now yelling at me to not test my luck, but I don’t care. The DM starts laughing maniacally, as the DM does. DM: “A feeling of dread washes over you… -4 to all saving throws…” The entire party shrieks at me for the rest of the session while revoking my card privileges.