Like imagine being so fucking annoying that even though you outrank purplebloods on the hemospectrum, the Grand Highblood, someone who you’re literally a boss of, got to straight up murder you for being incredibly unfunny and nobody gave a single shit except Mindfang going “lol. Lmao, even”
go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
shoutout to the guy who created a parody account of cinemasins where instead of pointing out every single flaw in a film, he just pointed out things he liked about the movie. you’re so right cinemawins its so much more fun to like things
A library in britain created an alien mascot that uses they/them pronouns as part of a program to promote youth reading and terfs are now demanding the library explain how the alien fucks
This is the alien btw
Library: “we made a they/them alien”
TERFs: “Please please please please please I need to know if it has a cock or a hole right fucking now.”
I would assume they lay eggs through their mouth like namekians
