Silver Tongue

Jul 24

island-delver-go:
oppa-homeless-style:
actuallyjuststealingmemes:
water-based-introspection:
just-shower-thoughts:
It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean
If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water
(This also partially applies to whales)
They were what now?
Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

(via wuffleton)

bran-draws-things:

Bitten

(via pembrokewkorgi)

onion-souls:

tilthat:
TIL in 1201, Genghis Khan was shot in the neck during a battle, and asked the defeated army who had shot “his horse”, trying to downplay the injury. The archer voluntarily confessed to shooting Genghis Khan and refused to beg for mercy, so the Khan spared him, turning him into a great general.
via reddit.com
“Yo, which one of you shot my ride?” Shouts Genghis Khan, 10 liters of blood obviously squirting from his jugular vein, but he is not going to start giving a fuck today or any day
“Yeah, it was me, what are you gonna do about it, Temujin?” Says Zurgadai of the Besud, AKA the Daily Zurg Rush AKA Motherfucking Steppe Legolas AKA Jebe, who had no room in his quiver for fucks either. “You mad that an archer shot an arrow and hit, you fuck, you absolute cunttyrant?”
Genghis Khan:

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scotchtapeofficial:

based on the theory that white pearl was originally pink pearl before something happened to her

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

autumndiesirae:

Mercy rescuing a Reaper who got his cloak caught in the escalator.

(Source: reddit.com, via wuffleton)

abandonedandurbex:

‘American Dream’ - The worlds longest limo [1920 x 1280]

(via wuffleton)

(Source: Wikipedia, via wuffleton)

rosyish:

dilfgod:
dilfgod:
people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”
Not all heroes wear capes

(via wuffleton)

cardozzza:

scandalousadventures:
This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the $160 I spent on it
Let The Textbook Say Fuck

(via nofacednerd)

randollpearson:

the fact that women being hairless has now become synonymous with good personal hygiene is a truly fucked idea. men have really managed to convince women that having hair on our bodies makes us dirty and disgusting, meanwhile they walk around looking like hairy beasts and openly admit to not washing their hands and we’re just supposed to accept it.

(Source: madmaxies, via bloodsbane)