2020 will be the year of telling people that your name is short for something ridiculous
For example I’ll be telling people that maddy is short for mad max: fury road. my friend dexter has to start telling people that it’s short for dexterous. If your name is AJ you have to tell people that your full name is animal jam. if your name is Jack you had better say that it’s short for canis adustus, the African side-striped ‘jack'al. The name meg is short for mega man or megalomaniac
Dot is short for ellipsis
Eva is short for Evangelion
Kia is short for Lease the all new 2019 Kia Sorrento and receive up to $3,000 when you give in your old car, zero money down and zero percent APR financing for 18 months.
“what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer” you do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right
i dont think i have a friend that is both cis AND het
good omens is holding artists who have never drawn a fat person or someone over 35 at gunpoint ive seen aziraphale looking like a kpop band member so many times
