not to oversaturate the beef market i have with kids show creators but why the fuck would you chose to work on a kids show when you obviously are just absolutely unstoppably horny for porn or sexy imagery. like you are working on a kids cartoon show, was it necessary to plug in your self indulgent storyboards of your favorite sexy 2d cartoon character man in your show for kids. is it really necessary to share your fantasies about a character on your show who is 13 and them dating an adult coded toad monster on your public twitter? like you couldnt have possibly worked on ANYTHING else if youre that fucking stupid?
was it necessary to have a scene where a balloon shoves a metaphorical dick in its ass in your show for kids? was it necessary to give your many female characters ginormous baby bearing hips in your show for kids? could these ppl not possibly stick to drawing porn literally anywhere else but the cartoon network animation studio? why oh why oh why did you have to work on a show for literal baby children???????
is it necessary to make literal your self insert be a romantic interest for child protagonist
Access to healthcare, education, clean water and environment are considered basic human rights in most developed countries. In the U.S. wanting those things for everyone makes you a “radical leftist.”
if you choose to believe that in hobbit culture fat = sexy then when Gollum called Sam a ‘stupid fat hobbit’ from Sam’s perspective he was basically being called a himbo.
what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit
what gollum meant: ur ugly and stupid
what sam heard: you’re a hottie but you’re dumb as shit
sam:
Gollum was a hobbit though so he knew exactly what he was saying. In conclusion he was intentionally flirting with sam
Fixed it.
what gollum said: stupid fat hobbit
what gollum probably meant:
you’re a hottie, but you’re dumb as shit
“u shouldn’t use ur phone while it’s charging” and Napoleon shouldn’t have tried to invade Russia during its frigid winter ok but we’re all hellbent on digging our own private graves here
“Don’t use your phone while it charges” and “don’t leave laptops or other electronics plugged in after they’re done charging” are outdated pieces of advice that haven’t been applicable for at least a decade.
