But seriously, if alien PLANTS ever show up, citrus and oaks are going to be trying to breed with them IMMEDIATELY.
We make fun of ourselves for being willing to fuck aliens, but I guarantee you that citrus and oaks are right there with us, aggressively trying to cross-pollinate with any new and interesting conquests.
all this time, the real whores were the lemons, not the women who stole them
façade was literally the funniest game imaginable, no more games should even try to be funny because it just isn’t worth it, they can’t compare. nothing will ever be funnier than entering trip and graces’ house and grace saying “So how have you been, John?” and you replying “bug ass” and them giving you possibly the most expressive stares of horror before firmly asking you to leave
*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
another fine post from god herself
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i have an iq of 420 and i have 69 PhD’s in the societal function of the spork. But most impressively, i can beat through the fire and flames on medium on guitar hero 3
I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about
Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language
why fear it when you can embrace it
Fun fact: the media thinks the Area 51 Facebook thing is being spread by Russian bots. Anyone older than 30 simply cannot comprehend millennial and gen z humor
