teacher: how are you doing?
me: *thinking about how sharks have survived 5 major extinctions that wiped out majority of life on earth*
me: yeahthey found LIVING sharks in an active underwater volcano recently i’m shaken
there is no god only shark
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gen z cartoonists rise up… we gotta completely rebuild the animation industry from scratch but with morals this time
(via afallenwolf)
No sign of remorse detected
(via thatsthat24)
I ain’t afraid of no goats.
I am suspicious of the pineapple though.
(via thatsthat24)
spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergiespelling bee admin: next up, your word is Fergalicious
me: definition?
spelling bee admin: make them boys go loco
Karkalicious
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fool (self-diagnosed)
(via newbarrk)
mcu wishes they were sky high
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This catastrophe actually made Valve communicate with TF2 fans. The previous Tweet that they made was over a year ago. This is such a train wreck.
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