i love being irish and likely anemic. im paler than the fucking walls in my house
“downright vampiric” only applies to me, a girl who once had a bright glow around her selfie because her skin was so pale it was reflecting light from off camera
fucking bioluminescent. you can see my arms off screen at the fucking bottom. put me in a lighthouse.
happy trans day of visibility. maybe a little TOO visible
i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time
like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny
the more time passes the more foolish you feel for falling for a rickroll as well. Like darn I learnt about this prank 10+ years ago how did I just fall for it now,
shout out to everyone that saw posts about why you should NOT hold the R key on tumblr dot com and focused on “hold the R key on tumblr dot com” and then held the R key on tumblr dot com before reading the rest of the post of what happens when you hold the R key on tumblr dot com
in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.
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