“he or she, his or hers”
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“he or she, his or hers”
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this is the funniest joke I’ve ever made
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þink again.
getting thorny in the linguistics fandom
þorny*
That also goes for using ß as an aesthetic B.
On my old server, there was a character named ßillyßadass.
This never failed to make me laugh, because that letter is not pronounced like B. It is a sharp S.
That guy named himself SsillySsadass.
Also to people who you Σ as an aesthetic E
that’s an S too, Σo maybe check next time
oh boy
Д as an aesthetic A? Дon’t be a дumbass.
И as an aesthetic N? don’t be sillи.
П as another aesthetic N? stoп it.
У as an aesthetic Y? ty bad.
Ш or Щ as an aesthetic W? nope. it’s “sh” and “shch”!
Я as an aesthetic R? surprise! it’s “ya”.
ah yes, that classic horror film SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES
being forced to read variations of SNYEYAPOVUL DIAYAIES is probably the bigger horror story of the two
It doesn’t matter how terrifying or monstrous or deadly you make your eldritch monster, there’s gonna be a person who hauls themselves out of the sewers to tell you that they will personally fuck it.
This post has so many notes and it’s mostly people calling out their friends for being sewer-dwelling awful cryptid fuckers and I love it. Expose them.
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Inevitable
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Hulk got his eyebrows threaded..new hair…nose job…contour kit…go off miss thang
Well, the Grandmaster really knows how to take care of their beloved champion
^ Headcannon accepted
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From now on, I’m going to greet all my friends like porn bots.
this speech pattern is kind of familiar.
hey is there any chance that tommy wiseau is a … no.. it couldn’t be, haha
……… 🤔
the lesbians Yelled and were heard
Wait why do lesbians like chris hemsworth? Im not trying to sound condescending or anything but im genuinely puzzled and curious 😶
he plays thor and lesbians love thor also he just seems nice! he’s big
side note, is chris hemsworth playing himself? like playing chris hemsworth as a MIB like how michael jackson was trying to be an MIB
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