Silver Tongue

Jul 26

speeb:

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carnival-phantasm:

captain-price-official:

carnival-phantasm:

kensacollection:

god ok. so. recap of events

last night, tf2 got its first content update in like 7 months. a single new case and some bug fixes, the tf team probably expecting to throw a minor cosmetic update to keep the game at least a little fresh. in doing so, they did something to the drop rates of crates, and inadvertently added a new bug: certain crates now have a 100% chance of dropping unusuals, generally considered the most expensive items in the game. people inevitably figured this out and, well, made the most out of it.

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for further context, one of the most exclusive items in the game is the Burning Team Captain, with only around 5 ever having been unboxed before this all went down. since the update dropped last night, 3 more have been unboxed.

so far valve has not said, let alone done, anything about this and nobody has any idea how they’re going to resolve this. it would be a financial and logistical nightmare to roll back all the unboxes and community market purchases, but at the same time if it isn’t reverted it’ll utterly shatter the ingame economy since unusuals are such a large part of it. people have spent years building up inventories full of tens of thousands of dollars worth of unusuals that are becoming near-worthless with every hour. the tf2 subreddit is on total lockdown until valve releases a statement. it’s total chaos and i’m loving it

This is somehow funnier than cryptocurrency crashes

We got the Ricardo bandanna tho!

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So there was not one but two (2) improvements to the game? Great!

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antsu-in-my-pantsu:

This body is a vessel for my mayhem and as long as I can perform bafoonery it doesn’t matter if this stomach is flat or not

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this-isnotmy-cat:

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kosmonin:

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bannishnoerr:

risayume:

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Hey so, I loved this scene.

I never thought I’d see an ASDFmovie reference make it to the silver screen but here we are.

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waitingforthedoctorin221b:

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mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

there are two kinds of people

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buddhistmamaduck:
“ petrichormeraki:
“ astriiformes:
“HEY I’M LOSING MY GOSHDANGED MIND
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Op you forgot the funniest reply
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buddhistmamaduck:

petrichormeraki:

astriiformes:

HEY I’M LOSING MY GOSHDANGED MIND

Op you forgot the funniest reply

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