This bitchy orange in powers has led to the rise of several other right winged conservative leaders including here in Brazil where he fucking made carrying fire weapons legal.
Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive.
Is this shit for real? Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and some chud just HAS to crawl out of the woodwork to complain about it?
things that can cause responsible drivers to have an accident: vehicle malfunction animals on the road environmental hazards like heavy rain or snow
The dog, who was actually a puppy the time, is named Naida. After the dog led adults to her into bear- and mosquito-infested wilderness, she was reunited with her dog and she chided it: “Why did you leave me?”
Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode
And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn
remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas
as someone from texas i can assure you that part is extremely accurate
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