i legit love linguini from ratatouille so much. his life is such a mess that he just lets a rat take over with no questions asked
to be fair, i would too
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90% of the notes are idiots writing incomprehensible essays and the other 10% are sexy bitches who recgonised the tf2 font
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Yeah I’m autistic, no I don’t know how to connect to people if I can’t be useful to them in some way because I’ve only rarely experienced my quirks being tolerated by my peers for any other reason
NASA scientist: you’re back early…
astronaut: (grabbing bendy straw) moon’s wet
i cant keep learning news like this
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the sheer chaos this would cause in Boston
Yes! Yes!!!! Yes!!!
(Source: blacktwittercomedy, via newbarrk)
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“Does getting thrown at a wall count as fall damage?”
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